So you know how there is always that silent/dread headed Afro-American dude henchman? He’s usually crossing him arms or has a weight problem? Also there is that one Russian who is always in a suit big enough to fit an uzi in, but can’t shoot for shit? Or is always putting out a cigarette just to get punched in the head? Well imagine if these two dudes were partners and decided to do battle with every other mob stereotype.
This would be an action-comedy based in London or Chicago. Or maybe someplace odd like Idaho. Lets call these guys Vlad and Marcus.